I dislike cigarettes and cigarette smoke. That odour has just wafted by me in this cybercafe called Stain.

I think it's time to leave here...

I will be thinking of you when I am on stage tonight at the Karaoke party. Has anyone out there got any requests? If the songs are available, I will sing whatever you like and hopefully no one's ears are bleeding by the time I am done.

I hope that you have as much fun as I will tonight torturing people with that annoying Barbie song that Aqua sings...